this is my swamp

sup


perks-of-being-chinese:

BYE
Grab the Monet and let’s Gogh
— Art thieves in a bank robbery (via bethearts)

(Source: vincentvangoghawayfromme, via fromhereto-nowhere)


You can tell so much about a person by the way they leave you
— Redvers Bailey (via laurenraelle)

(Source: guntoyourhead, via whatsbehindthesmile)


officialunitedstates:

me at the club picking up girls:  hey how are you doing.  I would ask for your number but I already know it.  you’re #1.  I’ll call you later

rejennerate:

My favorite thing about feminism is that you literally only have to say the word and BOOM done, men will literally prove your point FOR you

(via urbancatfitters)

sexhaver:

nosdrinker:

if you’re reading this i love you and i believe in you

this just in: ryan nosdrinker hates the illiterate and the blind

(Source: nosdrinker, via cringing)

cespur:

crappiur:

if you say so joe

sure joe whatever

toocooltobehipster:

raptorific:

I hit words at random on iOS 8’s new predictive text feature so I could see what type of sentence my phone thinks I’m likely to say, and

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is this how jaden smith writes his tweets?